Instead of Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka, imagine Jon Pertwee in the role. He was considered for the part, but he was busy with some TV show, apparently. The cast of Monty Python also were all in the running. We're never going to hear the crunchy frog sketch the same again.
This Wonka Bar Journal is ready to hold your deepest thoughts, even if they're, "Mmm. Candy." We're fans of the entire defictionalized Wonka candy line: Spree, chewy SweetTarts (née ShockTarts), and FUN DIP. All the Fun Dip. Also, there might be a container for Nerds on the wall with a tiny hammer and "break in case of emergency" instructions. (It's empty. We have a lot of emergencies.)
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