JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT IT WAS SAFE TO DRINK COFFEE...
Drinking coffee used to be so safe. The only thing you really had to worry about was burning your lips. Alas, now the danger level has been increased tenfold. There's a great white shark on the loose in the kitchen. We think it's... oh no. Did you hear something? We reach down for our coffee, keeping our eyes glued on the suspicious fridge the whole time, and then look down. SHARK! SHARK!!! Clear the beach! Do not go in the water!
This Shark Attack Mug is a fun way to scare your friends and/or coworkers. It's also a great way to help you wake yourself up. Think about it: barely awake, you begin sipping your coffee. You're too tired to remember what mug you are using and... SHARK ATTACK! Your heart is now racing, all thanks to caffeine and your Shark Attack Mug.