SAFER THAN THE REAL THING
The traditional - AKA boring - mug is a plain, ceramic vessel designed to hold and warm your morning cup of coffee or tea. Perfectly adequate for the average person, but we know you. You, our friend, are far from average.
If you would describe yourself as more of a predatory, instinctual creature (especially before your coffee), then this is the mug for you. This raptor promises to keep your coffee safe and warm. Just because he's not interested in it himself. Lucky for you.