"Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur I keep coming back! Three years I spent alone in the frozen Antarctic wastes... and I missed you... and so I've organized a little gathering, like a birthday party except... the exact opposite. And look, all of your friends are here... you are so very popular. Let's start handing out the presents."
Keep Doctor Neo Cortex close at hand with this enamel keychain - what better way to prevent him from doing Uka's bidding and getting in Crash's way?