You know, in the period B.C. (before caffeine), you can be kind of a beast. Stumbling. Roaring incoherently. Thrashing in vain at the snooze button on your alarm clock with hands that never seem quite long enough.
And that's why you need this Jurassic T-Rex Mug. Just like an actual T. rex, this guy has stubby little arms sticking out the front and a convenient handle on the back. Oh wait. Wikipedia tells us that T. rex did NOT, in fact, have a handle where his tail would be. We guess that would have made him really convenient for other dinosaurs to pick up, which would be bad for him, evolutionarily speaking. But good for you, which is why we're glad we incorporated this handle into the coffee mug. And if coffee isn't your caffeine of choice, you can call this guy your own personal Tea Rex. Either way, he's sure to intimidate all the other mugs into submission.